CAMISADO
Album cover says: "Nice. Some sexy time in a field".
Band name says: I am a sexy women's clothing item on sale now at Macy's.
Music sounds like: Vocals..someone sings, occasionally. He can sing about 6 notes. I hear he's working on a 7th though, so he has THAT going for him..
A TEXTBOOK TRAGEDY
Album cover says: "This is going to be a nice, quietly depressing emo album."
Band name says: Mistakes are made by the book.
Music sounds like: While you can understand THESE vocals, it's just screams. No talent. On a few songs, it sounds like the singer is actually breathing IN and screaming. Inward singing? Only if it's Tenacious D..
BORN OF OSIRIS
Album cover says: "I turned my nerdy obsession with Egypt into an awesome album cover".
Band name says: I play D&D, but only when I am not playing Warcraft.
Music sounds like: Lead singer sounds like a 12 year old who's voice in changing while the backup vocals are basically someone farting through a microphone.
JOB FOR A COWBOY
Album cover says: My mom listened to Gwar.
Band name says: We're SO country. (They're SO not..)
Music sounds like: Really loud guitars and drums matter more than being able to understand vocals.
IWATCHEDHERDIE
Album cover says: "Check out this really cool scary movie starring Lindsay Lohan".
Band name says: My spacebar is broken on my computer's keyboard.
Music sounds like: Lead singer drank a can of coke and sang while burping.
FOREVER ENDS NOW
Album cover says: "Yeah, this will look great on Myspace."
Band name says: This will be the last rave you will ever attend.
Music sounds like: Lead singer was repeatedly shocked in the balls while singing.
LEFT TO VANISH
Album cover says: "Uh oh, some kid is going to be on the news tomorrow.."
Band name says: I am an angsty 13 year old.
Music sounds like: The guitarists and singer are competing for who can be the loudest. Also has the burpy Coke voice on occasion.
