We'll get back to dating disasters in a bit, but first, here is a Nugget of Wisdom from my daughter Olivia.
We were sitting at the table eating.
OLIVIA: Dad, I love pizza.
ME: That's good.
OLIVIA: Actually I don't. I like the crust. I like the cheese too, but I like the crust the best. I wish they could take a big piece of just dough and pop that in the oven and bake that. Why don't people do that?
ME: They do. It's called bread.