Facebook Halloween

I think it's funny that we're two weeks past Halloween and people still have their costume pics up on Facebook.

1. To the slutty witch/cop/nurse/cheerleader/bee: We get it. Your boobs look great in that outfit and you wanted to share that with us guys. We've added it to our spank bank, so you can take it down.

2. To the guy that dressed as a woman/the guy that was half naked: I have a few guy friends of mine that thought you looked fabulous. They've added your pic to THEIR spank bank..so you should probably take down your pic.

3. To the guy that dressed as Wolverine: You will never be as cool as Hugh Jackman. Get over it. You looked like a douche with cool facial hair.

4. To the woman that dressed like Sarah Palin: You suck.

5. To the woman or guy that dressed in the funny costume: You're adorable, but put your regular pics back up. We can't even remember what your costume idea was. You can thank Jack Daniels for that.

6. To the guy that went as a rapper: You're an even bigger douche than Wolverine-guy up there. Hide your plastic bling and for God's sake, take down your pic.

7. To the woman that dressed as a man: See number two above.

I'm off to drink Surly!