Vampires hate bullshit..

So I hate the Twilight series. It's like a kick in the balls to every bit of vampire lore around. They shimmer? WTF?? Here is how that'd go..

Kid A: "Oh look, there is something shimmering in the forest. Maybe it's a vampire."

Kid B: "Maybe is Maybelline.."

And that Robert guy. I am not even wasting the energy to look up the guy's last name. I just know he needs some beef or spinach or something. I thought he looked like a poster child for anemia in the movie trailer...then I saw him in real life. Holy crap! It's even worse! He must wear gloves when reading his script. One papercut and he'd bleed out.

Don't even get me started on the girl in the movie. I saw better acting in Zathura. Oh, that was her too? Crap.

Anyway, I am mentioning my hatred of Twilight for two reasons. First, to make you aware that vampires are supposed to burn in sunlight. Secondly, to tell you that the "Twilight 2 the Electric Vampire Boogaloo" (or whatever the movie's called) soundtrack is out and is actually AWESOME. It is a little depressing and quiet, but features music from the Killers, Thom Yorke, OK GO, The Editors, and more. A solid soundtrack if I do say so myself. Now, if they could just rewrite the entire series and maybe get it right..