Words that could be cooler..

So I get bored from time to time after Olivia goes to bed, and since I can't leave the house, I dink around on the internet. I was on Dictionary.com today reading random words (I am in full loser mode today), and I thought it'd be cool to post words that could be used in a much cooler, more interesting fashion.

Put your nerd hat on..you might learn something.

Here we go:

Jactitation
Definition: A restless tossing of the body in illness
Could be: An act you'd see in a porn movie.
Could be used like: And see? There's the jactitation move...

Hebetude
Definition: Dullness, lethargy.
Could be: A slang-like phrase meaning "Guys on the same wavelength."
Could be used like: "I am picking up some hebetude. Sure, I'll be your wingman.."

Tittynope
Definition: A small quantity of anything left over.
Could be: A man-phrase code meaning "no strip club tonight."
Could be used like: "We're just going for beer. Tittynope."

Lavolta
Definition: A lively bouncy dance for two persons
Could be: A phrase meaning "as John Travolta would do"
Could be used like: "So I totally busted a move on the dance floor Lavolta."

Depone
Definition: To testify under oath
Could be: To un-"pwn" someone in a video game.
Could be used like: "He came around the corner and pwned me, then I regenerated and deponed him. I am never getting laid, am I?"

Ort
Definition: A small morsel left after a meal.
Could be: An oral fart. A stinky burp.
Could be used like: "Back up dude. Just had bleu cheese-I have an ort coming up."

Logorrhea
Definition: To talk excessively.
Could be: Someone who wears too many brand names at once, thereby appearing to be
spewing brand names.
Could be used like: Did you see that girl? I counted 10 logos. Total logorrhea.

Pogonotrophy
Definition: Beard-growing
Could be: Pogostick porn.
Could be used like: "..and then my mom walks in and catches me totally watching pogonotrophy. I was morti-FIED."

Vamphorn
Definition: A megaphone used in churches of the 18th and 19th century.
Could be: Anyone that finds the cast of Twilight (ugh) sexy.
Could be used: "..so then she was all like "Robert Pattinson is SOOO hot." She's a raging vamphorn."

Manifer
Definition: A gauntlet for protecting the hands holding the reins of a horse.
Could be: A name-like term for a manly looking woman.
Could be used; "..well I tapped her on the shoulder, but when she turned around she was a Manifer."