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More strange questions..

From time to time, my inbox is filled with strange questions. With some, it only requires a short answer and the others I can't decide if people are seriously asking them or not, so I save them up and answer them in bulk.
Here is Round 2:

Have you ever worn a dress?

Yes. Once for a photo scavenger hunt, and once for a school program. The second time was when being a twin really sucks.

What is your progress on the workout?

I am still working out on a 3-4 day a week routine, my waist is smaller than it was in high school, and I think I am really beginning to like my progress. My arms have gotten bigger and my whole body has toned up. It's been a good transformation.

Maybe it's just me, but is anyone else afraid of women with hairy arms? It seems that more and more stars have them.

Uh, not afraid, but I don't like a ton of it.. How hairy are we talking? Just a little or like Chewbacca's sister?

Will you come with me to Europe?

No. The last thing I need is to be drugged and found ass-up in an alley in Brussels.

If I drink nothing but water and eat only lettuce and apples, will I lose weight fast?
Yes! And if you do it, you'll also probably get sick and you may die! Don't do it!

I have this raised rash on my inner thigh. What do you think it is?
WOAH! Nope. Not diagnosing physical stuff. Go to the doctor and hope to God it isn't syphillis or something.

Why don't you post more pictures of yourself?
If it's pictures you want, I will send you a facebook link. The blog pictures are more to show where I have gone and what I have done, not to show me in these places. I waste enough time uploading to my facebook and photobucket.

What states have you been to?
I have been to 36 states. I won't list them all because they know who they are.

My friends think I am crazy but I judge guys by the type of car they drive. The more expensive it is, the better the relationship will be. I like financial security.

I don't think you're crazy..I think you're a superficial idiot.

I was raised Catholic but have found that I've developed my own religious views over the years. My mom and dad really make me feel guilty about it. What do you think of religion?

I think religion is not as concrete in it's beliefs as it was in the past. People out there have taken it to new extremes and others have developed their own views. Relgion, in my opinion, should be just that..your own personal beliefs, not an extremist view that excludes other people or makes others feel bad for believing something different. Your parents are doing what they know. Talk with them and see what you can do about opening their eyes.

I am afraid to wear deodorant. I hear it makes you get cancer. Any tips?

Yes. Wear deodorant. Without it, you'll stink. Please for the love of God, wear it. The cancer scare is not proven and seems like complete BS.

My boyfriend wants to give me an "Angry Walrus". Do you know what that is? Is it sexual? Is it good?
Yes, I know what it is. Yes, it is sexual, NO it is NOT good. DON'T do it.

What is your shoe size?

13